ROUGH SEXY TIME IS THE BEST SEXY TIME

Canada

RANDOM STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME!
Name: Amber Faggotson
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Birthday: November 28th
Sexuality: Bisexual
Status: Taken
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
If you want to know something about me, just ask. c:

How normal people clap:
I must say, that was a jolly good show.
How I clap:
THAT WAS THE BEST SHIT I EVER SAW!
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Amazing Artists

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I LOVE THESE PEOPLE ;u; (Also amazing artists)

I love you so much! I want to rape cuddle you so hard. ;u;
Jesus was always a velociraptor.
Awesome pedobear bait. c:
You're awesome! 8D
Look at her art!
You're a rapist.
We should talk more.
I love her art. ;u;
Amazing fanfics! Her art is amazing too!
You're actually not that bad.
She's amazing! 8D
Dude. We srsly need to talk more.
I'm a big fan of her art!
Her art is very cute!
This creepy mofo is amazing!

If you want to be my friend, don't be afraid to talk to me. I won't bite. butiwillrape. c:
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Tumblr --> [link]
Skype --> amber.jesso88
Instagram --> Silented_Soul
Facebook --> [link]
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Screw you guys! I'M FABULOUS!
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LIKES
Drawing
Being lazy
Sleeping
Roleplaying
Swimming (Even though I hate water...)
Being weird with my friends
Feeling cuts/scars
Listening to music
^{Your tits.}
DISLIKES
One Direction
BOTDF
My hair
Broccoli
Having art block
Preps
Swagfags
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YouTubers:
raywilliamjohnson
Smosh
danisnotonfire
AmazingPhil
maxmoefoe
psychicpebbles
hotdiggedydemon
TomSka
slomozovo
Eddsworld
OMFGItsJackandDean
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OTPs:
DavexJohn
GamzeexKarkat
DirkxDave
RosexKanaya
DirkxJohn
DanxPhil
JackxDean
MikexRainbow
PewdiepiexCry
BingxTom
ZimxDib
TomxEdd
TordxMatt
EduardoxJon
TomxTord
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SONGS
Troublemaker - Olly Murs feat. Flo Rida - [link]
Saltwater Room - Owl City - [link]
Reaching for the Floor - Breathe Carolina - [link]
Intoxicated - The Cab - [link]
Bath Rhymes - Dick Figures - [link]
Waiting for the End- Linkin Park - [link]
Bath Rhymes - Dick Figures - [link]
American Tragedy (Album) - Hollywood Undead - [link]
Some Nights - Fun - [link]
Helena Beat - Foster the People - [link]
My Body - Young the Giant - [link]
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HOW TO KISS A GIRL
1. Grab her waist and pull her close.
2. Gaze into her eyes and smile softly.
3. Lean in and whisper "Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli."
4. Rip her head off!
5. Fuck her!
6. Sacrifice her to the Dark Lord!!
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HOW TO ASK SOMEONE OUT
1. Walk up to a girl/guy.
2. Ask them if they want to go out with.
IF THEY SAY NO: Drop dramatically to your knees and sob in your hands.
IF THEY SAY YES: Fuck that person. I don't give a shit if you're in public. FUCK THEM.
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TIPS ON HOW TO BE A "COOL" TEENAGE GIRL
● Dress like a total slut. Make sure that you wear a shirt that shows your boobs.
● Smoke weed/do drugs.
● Go drinking.
● Go out and have sex at a young age.
● Go out with people that are 5 years older than you. (Lol age is just a number.)
● Wear 30 pounds of make-up.
● Call someone a slut/bitch/whore/etc even if they're NOT a slut/bitch/whore/etc.
● If people call you something that might offend you, make sure that you threaten to beat their face in.
If you use all of these helpful tips, you will be such a "cool" teenager!! (Seriously, girls. This shit is not cool nor will it make you look cool.)
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STUFF I SAY A LOT
"Mother! What did we say about putting the weed in the fridge!?"
"I'll stab you right in your vag... with my penis."
"Heheheh, -insert dirty word here-"
"AH FUCK A DUCK."
"I love you... NO HOMO."
"ALL HAIL THE FLOOR GOD!"
"Toast rave!"
"GETTIN' IT IN *highfives Alyssa*"
"Meep!"
"Sit down, you little bitches. Auntie Amber is going to tell you a magical story."
"GET THE COCAIN OFF THE DAMN COUNTER."